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The People Who Brought Us Bush…

The people  funding the ascendant T-Bigot movement, and agitating for armed revolution against the government, are the same people who brought us George W. Bush in 2000. The money behind Beck, Palin, Romney, Limbaugh, Gingrich, et al, is the same money behind the Bush phenomenon, and the voters who screamed about saving the country from the Democrats in 2000 are today’s Tea Partiers railing against The Nigger in the White House! Let’s recap some of the many accomplishments of the last guy the T-Bigots put into office:

 

  1. Entered office with the strongest surplus in U.S. history, left with the most damaged economy in U.S. history
  2. Invaded and occupied two sovereign nations (who posed little threat to us) , and tried for a third
  3. Logged the highest annual deficit in history
  4. Raised the debt ceiling twice so we could accumulate more debt than any country in history
  5. Helped Big Oil rack up the highest corporate profits of any company in human history
  6. Oversaw the highest number of private bankruptcies ever filed in a 12-month period
  7. Presided over the biggest stock drops in stockmarket history
  8. Became the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner
  9. Was the first president ever to enter office with a criminal record
  10. Took more vacation than any U.S. president, even beating the previous record-holder, Ronald Reagan
  11. Failed to prevent the worst security failure/deadliest terror attack in U.S. history
  12. Went on the most campaign fundraising trips of any president
  13. Gave away more no-strings, 0% loans to big banks/finance industry (almost $10 trillion worth) than any world leader, ever
  14. Lost nearly an entire U.S. city to natural causes
  15. Cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any president
  16. Presided over more home foreclosures in a 12-month period than any other president
  17. Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president
  18. Oversaw the largest expansion of U.S. federal government in history
  19. Set the record for the least amount of broadcast press conferences of any president
  20. Signed more executive orders disregarding laws and the Constitution than any president
  21. Presided over the biggest energy crises in U.S. history
  22. Left unprosecuted more corporate malfeasance than any president
  23. Oversaw the biggest gas price hikes and highest gasoline prices in U.S. history
  24. Cut the most healthcare benefits for war veterans
  25. Triggered the all-time record for street prostestors worldwide (15 million, against invading Iraq)
  26. Ignored/dissolved more international treaties than any president
  27. Assembled the richest White House cabinet/administration in U.S. history–$100,000,000 avg net worth
  28. Presided over the most expansive corporate/stock market fraud of any market in any country, ever
  29. Budgeted the largest annual spending increases in U.S. history
  30. Lost the U.S. position on the UN’s Human Rights Commission–first time ever
  31. Received the most corporate campaign donations
  32. Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president
  33. Disappeared for most of a day during national crisis, unprecedented  (and got caught lying about  the enemy having Air Force 1’s code)
  34. Failed to capture the U.S.’s most notorious enemies, Osama bin Laden and the anthrax killer
  35. Generated the most ill will toward America of any president;  71% of Europeans viewed him as the biggest threat to world peace and stability
  36. Dismantled U.S. policy against awarding taxpayer-funded contracts to convicted criminals
  37. Appointed more lobbyists and other corporate conflicts of interest than any president

 

Way to go T-Bigots. You sure know how to pick ‘em!

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